That is a fine site young Alex and Jon - Suppose this is where I can put funny stories....

How about the one with all of us out for xmas dinner and Santa came out, gave Ikey a gift and also looked at Alex and gave her a gift. Ahhhh, little Alex.

Or the one about Jon... eeemmm come back on that one.

Mrk

I am the broken-heart irish mother of the bride who is stuck at home minding Ikey but sure, not to worry, have another daughter, maybe I can go to her wedding, oops forgot, she is getting married abroad as well, ach sure it doesn't matter, I wouldn't want to be any trouble to anyone!!!!!!

Oh my GOD!! You sold out!!!! I am so ashamed!! WHY WHY WHY!!! Well atleast, from what I can figure here, you are getting married in the US. On a cruise ship? Sigh. hahahaha. Well hopefully if this is true I can come down and bother you guys. Also may you do things on your honeymoon night that you won't be able to look each other in the eye for a week!!!!

To: Jon
From: bazookarama
Item: *~Nearly antique irish women*~ Item Number(7379814786)

Good Afternoon,

I have recently made a bid for this item, but was disgraced to find it had gone.You could have waited for the auction to end instead of using the BUY IT NOW. Please resubmit, as I don't think all the lads in the world are ready to let go and admit defeat. Nice one Guys. Looks as if you will be attending 3rd Star as Mr and Mrs Jonathan Lemon, FEEL WICK!

I for one would like to thank the happy couple for the stunning photos of all us friends in the album. I feel Lyns and I have a monopoly on the double chin catagory. Why does Sooz get a nice photo!?!?! Best of luck to you both. xoxoxoxo PS honest, I'm not jealous!!

Barry, what is 'third star'???

Right right, I promise I will add in chin free photos!!! mwa ahahahaha does anyone else object to their photos (besides vickie tho because she stole points of me)?

Oh my good!

I am so happy for you guys. I could not believe my eyes when i saw this.

I only have known you guys for a short year, but this year was the best i had in the UK. And i am sure you guys will be a happy couple as you have been always !

I wish you only the best in the future and hope to see you guys again some day!

Miguel

But will it be a WHITE wedding??? Alex dearest, you are you virtuous young irish catholic lass after all..... and please make the hen night a trip to Oz so i can go...... Am saving for the wedding party as we speak...buying a house can wait another year!!

Sxxxxxx

Pz, Zaz - only one out of every hundred photos of me is double chin free, god dammit woman be happy for me!!!!

JON.......RUUUUUUUUNNNNN
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congratulations dudes, fine way to announce your marriage plans! via email!! where are you getting married!

hi jonny and alex i am her at ur mum and dads house. im bored so i tought i would just fill some of the time and write u a wee not to say hi ....... uncle bert is fixin de cam and dad sleepin (snoring) may is wavin the hands and mum is chillin and im writin the note .... were watchin some video its really borin .... so hope u av a good wedding

In response to your request for hen night ideas,what about a spiritual night. You start off by removing your socks & shoes before walking over a bed of hot coals. Now the experts say that if you put mind over matter you won't feel a thing, however this is bollox.The first thing you will notice is the intense heat on the soles of your feet, followed by pain so severe you will undoubtably collapse. I know you're probably thinking what happens to you when you land (unconscious) on the bet of burning coals, well don't worry, the pungent, vile smell of burning flesh will wake you up enough to go on experiencing the agonising pain. Well what do you think? Sounds like good craic doesn't it? Don't worry if it's not for you, I have plenty more good ideas. Ever tried crocodile wrestling (blindfolded)?

hey it's me!!! Congrat!! i guess u are my first fd to get marry. I'm really glad to know the news. I really wish i cud be at ur wedding! i will discuss it with my parents n see if they will let me come over. Personally i really would like to come to see this moment! i probably cry b4 everyone will...even u!!! Such a touching moment! Starting from today i will save up some money!!! You and Jon are really nice ppl that i have met in the UK which has made my uni life a lot easier! I really like the Guniess Hat Jon gave me! If i'm luckily enuff to come to the uk for ur wedding! i probably be wearing it...hehehe :)

YIPPEE!!! You are tying the knot... I thought Elvis was going to make it to your wedding in Vegas, but I guess know you'll have the dolphins and whales. I wish you all the best. Miss you!
AK - Miss Oklahoma (haha)

So,knit,rigth...only jon will know what that means so there you go.so alex our affair meant nothing then.i feel used but i like it..good luck to you both and to me as well.i need it.

I'd just like to set the record straight...Jon wasn't actually forced into the pending nuptuals because he got Alex knocked up (as rumour would have it) apparently he LOVES her...so Mal that's £20 you owe me!

Congratulations to you both, and keep the pics of double chins in...one day I'll look back at my fat load and wish I could be that thin again!!

Kisses xoxox